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i am practicing my calls so the people will feed me faster. it is getting cold outside and they have to bring me inside faster so i dont die of coldness so i have to call good and loud. i dont like being cold i dont have a lot of hair. a few days ago they let me wear my sweater. i like my sweater it is warm. modean doesnt like his sweater he says it gives him a wedgie. i dont know what that means, but it isnt fun and it doesnt taste good.

modean has been teaching me to dig he says i will be a good subject. i like being good. i like digging. he says i dig faster than him and that the people like it when we dig big holes in the yard. i want them to be happy with me so i just dig and dig wherever modean tells me to. yesterday i dug far enough that my whole body except my bottom fit into the hole.

mom said i should blog more. it takes me a long time to write because i type slow. i am sorry i type so slow. do you have a cookie i havent eaten in days.

Our Fun Weekend

Our weekend was longer than normal. Our cousin Daisy came over. She always tries to chew on my head, which I hate. I yell at her to stop and she just ignores me. Grrrrrr.

I am definitely making progress in my backyard digging. I have found that if I dig far enough, it gets warm. This leads me to believe that there is a warm core at the center of the earth. If I can reach this warm core, I'll be able to keep warm throughout the winter. If there is food and water there as well, then I will not have to go back into the house for any reason. This is promising. It might mean that I can stop sending out resumes and just live off the land-- or rather, the city at the center of the earth.

Goofch just doesn't realize that if he continues to rely on the humans for everything, he will never be independent.

Mom's parents are here this week. Lady-that-looks-like-mom has the Tastiest legs in the WORLD. She wears this lotion that makes me Crazy. She's been wearing long pants to try to cover them up, but I know that soon she'll forget and wear shorts. I can wait.