Exercise Log

This morning I worked out with Malek. He's a friend from the neighborhood who is about three times as big as Goofch, but he's not as smart, if that's even possible. He comes over some mornings for a game of wrestling and sometimes I tie him up in my leash, which makes it pretty easy to chew on him. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. This morning, after I hogtied Malek, I managed to back out of my collar. I stood upon him like a victory mountain. Then he got untangled and threw me around, so I headed for the back door and asked mom to let me in. She gave me breakfast.

The best progress was I got my stink back after The People gave me a bath the other day. Usually it takes longer but there were some ripe lizards I had in storage for just this kind of situation.